It wants so badly to be Vampire May Cry — This review was originally posted to Twitter on January 27, 2020. Initial release: October 31, 2002
Platform: PC, PlayStation 2, XBox, GameCube
Developer: Terminal Reality The post-9/11 era: a time when geek culture lost all concept of good taste, when the aesthetics of 1990s comic books, mallcore and the cringiest of the German industrial music scene frequently blended together to disgorge diarrhea orgasms of…